Exotic animals for Sale

Pet Price: 7$

The moron loves to wear watermelon as clothing. It usually doesn't work and you don't want to know what it looks like when it doesn't work. Please buy this stupid idiot.

Pet Price: 100$

That's right we captured Tony the Tiger of frosted flakes. He is a living breathing man in a tiger suit. GET HIM WHILE YOU CAN! I HAVE HIM IN A CAGE GETTING BELTED!!! HELP I CANT STOP WHIPPING THIS T...

Pet Price: 69$

This guy is a retired mascot for cool-aid and will randomly yell OHHHHH YEAHHH! He is very obnoxious and annoying so please buys him off my hands i am bagging you.

Pet Price: 3$

This fat bastard loves to eat food. He is a very big person and loves eat eat anything in his sight so i would suggest buying a cage.

Pet Price: 10$

Noah was rescued from the Amazon Jungle where we brought him to our basement in Mobile. We are sadly selling our home in Mobile so Noah needs to be sold. We are selling Noah for only 10 dollars becaus...

Pet Price: 2$

This Big Boy is great if you want to hear someone's annoying voice all the time. He loves it when you tickle his feet.

Pet Price: 100$

Bertha was found on our farm in Wyoming 7 years ago. She was baby and turned out to be a crowd favorite. Unfortunately we are having budget cuts and are going to have to part ways with Bertha. My star...

Pet Price: 10$

These two gay men are great companions for homosexuals. You can have so many babies. If I was them I would take a toaster bath, but many people would love it. They are also amazing pets, especially du...

Pet Price: 5000$

Bertha was found hurt in Wyoming 3 years ago. We at the Bison farm found her and helped her get back to good health. She was a crowd favorite because of his friendliness. Unfortunately due to budget c...

Pet Price: 1000$

Spanky is an American Alligator that we found on our farm in coastal Alabama 7 years ago. He was just a baby and has been a crowd favorite. Unfortunately due to budget cuts Spanky will have to leave u...

Pet Price: Free

Male and Female Baby Marmoset Monkeys available now for Adoption.Our babies Marmoset Monkeys are very friendly and well socialized! Marmoset monkeys make great pets! They are very low maintenance, sta...

Pet Price: Free

Beautiful Capuchin Monkey. Well trained, tamed and ready for new home. He is blood screened and come with all his health papers. He is friendly, lovely and easily associate with people. Will adapt to...

Pet Price: Free

Adorable sugar gliders looking for a lovely home. email us on [email protected] text or call us on (573) 427-3152‬‬‬ for more details and recent pics..

Pet Price: Free

Adorable sugar gliders looking for a lovely home. email us on [email protected] text or call us on (573) 427-3152‬‬‬ for more details and recent pics..

Pet Price: Free

Beautiful Capuchin Monkey. Well trained, tamed and ready for new home. He is blood screened and come with all his health papers. He is friendly, lovely and easily associate with people. Will adapt to...